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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[โ€“] simple@lemm.ee 76 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Having to go through the process of merging hurts morale and slows performance. Give everyone on your team the right to force push to master.

[โ€“] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Oops boss just did a git push --mirror