Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Clean jokes only please.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Brickhead92@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because the P is silent.

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[–] tezoatlipoca@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I just told this to my girlfriend and she answered it correctly, following with "dude, that joke is so old my grandfather used to tell us that in the bath." so like this joke is 300 yrs old.

[–] loopy 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I feel as though we need a (grand)dad jokes community!

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This joke was in a book I was reading to the boy last night. I got him to learn it so he could tell it to his teacher today.