Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Clean jokes only please.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by Brickhead92@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because the P is silent.

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[–] tezoatlipoca@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I just told this to my girlfriend and she answered it correctly, following with "dude, that joke is so old my grandfather used to tell us that in the bath." so like this joke is 300 yrs old.

[–] loopy 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I feel as though we need a (grand)dad jokes community!

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This joke was in a book I was reading to the boy last night. I got him to learn it so he could tell it to his teacher today.

[–] TempleSquare@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

(sigh)

Have an upvote. LOL