Share Funny Videos, Images, Memes, Quotes and more

76 readers

3 users here now

#funny

founded 4 years ago

MODERATORS

laurabrown00@lemmy.ml

149

Fit check (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/funny@lemmy.ml

13 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Conyak@lemmy.tf 39 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Do theater employees get paid enough to even care?

[–] Neato@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Absolutely not. I worked in a theatre for a summer and I thought I had a pretty good work ethic. As long as you weren't rolling in with a pizza box clearly displayed, I'm not going to ask you for shit besides tickets. Do you have insulin in your backpack or an entire KFC dinner for 6? We will never know.

[–] OtisRamflow@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I had a party size bag of Doritos in the back of my T-shirt once, they let me right in.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you guys not getting taken to a side room and frisked when you see a movie?

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, and I feel shortchanged.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where's the cavity search I was promised?!?

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I gotchu fam

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

On several occasions I've literally made eye contact with the ticket person, drink in hand, and not once have they ever said anything, at least not in recent years. Last time they paid the employees enough to care was in the 90s.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

The one for Beetlejuice earned his wage. 🤣