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[–] cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well I am now, that's romantic as fuck

"Honey, I named this branch after you. It changes whitespace in the readme of a major open source project, but it'll look great on my resume!"

[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please change your name branch to match the ticket number.

[–] First@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

Honey, please fill out these court papers, I need you to change your name to this new ticket number that I'm starting work on next Monday.