theangriestbird

joined 1 year ago
[–] theangriestbird 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

sorry i don't know star trek, so i do not know who this woman is (fake nerd, i know). reverse image search only narrowed it down to star trek, and there are too were too many different star trek shows to figure it out without extensive research. please feel free to impress the class below with your star trek knowledge.

[–] theangriestbird 4 points 1 week ago

It doesn't load in my Lemmy app, but confirmed it does work in a browser.

[–] theangriestbird 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This ain't a photo of my own chonks. your beanbag is probably the better choice. my own cats prefer a papasan chair and a window ledge, respectively. lol

[–] theangriestbird 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

here's a link if you want to see the comic in full-size: https://nitter.poast.org/pic/orig/media%2FGcMV-uEWsAAKKN8.jpg

[–] theangriestbird 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

For the chonks, of course

[–] theangriestbird 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Counterpoint: both of those ideas being patented meant no competitor could use them while the ideas were relevant. And in both cases, the patenting company made like one promising example of the patented idea and then barely used it after that. Wouldn't it have been better for consumers if we could have had loading screen minigames back when long loading screens were still relevant?

[–] theangriestbird 15 points 1 week ago

I completely agree. In my memory the third panel doesn't exist.

[–] theangriestbird 15 points 1 week ago

well no, actually. I was referring to the liberals who sat at home during Trump’s first presidency while children were being separated from their families and locked up in cages.

[–] theangriestbird 40 points 1 week ago (6 children)

The three patents—all filed in Japan between May and July 2024—draw similarities between Palworld and 2022's 2022's Pokémon Legends: Arceus specifically. Their descriptions concern game mechanics like "riding an object" or throwing a ball to capture and possess a character in virtual spaces.

Wait...so the patents didn't even exist when Palworld was released into EA? or am I missing something?

[–] theangriestbird 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Who is this article targeting?

Liberals who sat at home during Trump's first presidency while children were being separated from their families and locked up in cages.

[–] theangriestbird 9 points 1 week ago

That's what has kept my partner on x. They also go on way less frequently than they used to, but there's still some fandom stuff that is only there.

[–] theangriestbird 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Paradox posted this the other day: https://www.paradoxinteractive.com/games/cities-skylines-ii/news/traffic-breach-statement

I think it's just called "Traffic"? It's still early days for CS2 mods, not that weird for a mod to have such a generic name.

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loose meat (beehaw.org)
submitted 2 weeks ago by theangriestbird to c/humor
 

[alt text: Large text that says "The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse". Below the text is a screenshot of an online multiple choice exam. In the screenshot, there is a photo of a sloppy joe sandwich on a plate. Below the photo, there is question text that says, "[Question] 68. What is this loose meat in a tomato sauce on a bun called?". The four answer options are: "Messy Mike", "Sloppy Joe", "Filthy Kevin", and "Dirty Andy".]

 

[alt text: a screenshot of a tweet by @delaney_nolan, which says, "Biden/Harris saw this polling and decided to keep unconditionally arming Israel". Below the tweet is a screenshot from an article, which states: "In Pennsylvania, 34% of respondents said they would be more likely to vote for the Democratic nominee if the nominee vowed to withold weapons to Israel, compared to 7% who said they would be less likely. The rest said it would make no difference. In Arizona, 35% said they'd be more likely, while 5% would be less likely. And in Georgia, 39% said they'd be more likely, also compared to 5% who would be less likely."]

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submitted 2 weeks ago by theangriestbird to c/humor
 

[alt text: a photo of a man setting up a series of domino tiles to fall. The tiles are all different sizes, and are arranged in order from smallest to largest. The man is about to push the smallest domino, which is labeled, "1 bad study on wolf behavior". The largest domino at the other end of the chain is labeled, "Deranged erotica and bioessentialist pseudoscience".]

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by theangriestbird to c/humor
 

[alt text: text that says, "me leaving the bakery after stealing a baguette". Below the text is a frame from a Discovery Channel style of CGI animation, depicting a human that is featureless, naked, and colored green. The person's mouth and cheeks are stretched out horizontally in a cartoonish way, as if they are hiding a baguette inside their mouth.]

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everyday carry (beehaw.org)
submitted 3 weeks ago by theangriestbird to c/humor
 

[alt text: a screenshot of a tweet and a reply tweet. The original tweet, by @earthcurated, says, "Besides your phone, wallet and keys, what do you carry with you everyday?" The reply tweet, by @pastapilled, says, "the curse".]

 

[alt text: a photo of two ants looking at each other. One of them has a caption that says, "bro, we're gonna get so lit". In the bottom left corner of the photo, there is an edited-in image of a box of peppermint antacid tablets.]

 

[alt text: text that says, "When you find out she can't have kids anymore". Below this text is a photo of a circular orange sticker placed on a white shipping label. The sticker has text that says, "OK TO LOAD" and includes a cartoon of thumbs-up hand.]

 

[alt text: a comic/meme with two frames. The top frame shows an anime girl holding an energy drink in one hand and giving a thumbs-up with her other hand, and the caption text reads: "beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever". The bottom frame shows the same girl passed out on the ground face-down, and the caption text reads: "hopital" .]

 

[alt text: Text that says, "The kids think they're getting delicious candy... but it's really 64GB of banned books." Below the text is a photo of three candy bars. Each candy bar has been half-unwrapped and broken in half, and each candy bar has a USB 2.0 plug sticking out of it.]

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afternoon delight (beehaw.org)
submitted 1 month ago by theangriestbird to c/humor
 

[alt text: a photo of a man relaxing in a chair on a patio, next to a table with a closed umbrella in the middle. The umbrella is casting a shadow on the man from an angle that makes it look like the shadow is the man's comically-large and erect penis.]

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terminal velocity (beehaw.org)
submitted 1 month ago by theangriestbird to c/humor
 

[alt text: text that says, "The last thing you see when your parachute fails to open". Below the text is a photo of the lid of a spice jar. The lid is labeled: "GROUND CUMIN".]

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