hungry_freaks_daddy

Me: I need a trumpet, a xylophone, full drum kit, an electric guitar, a full PA system and a grand piano for my jazz show

Yamaha: I got you

Me: I also need a motorcycle to get there and a set of golf clubs for Sunday

Yamaha: I gotchu there too

My ex was cheating on me, because that’s what she did irl too. Fun times.

I welcome physical proof as well. But this isn’t Bigfoot or Loch Ness or anything like that. There’s a mountain of testimony spanning decades. Too much smoke for there to be no fire.

Grusch has sworn under oath that there are departments in the government that have actual alien crafts and bodies.

Hopefully that day comes soon

Since my vans fell apart, I’ve been wearing my sketchers work shoes I bought for a job like 4 years ago. I didn’t wear them a ton but I’m wearing them to work daily now, they are still functionally new besides being dirty.

That doesn’t bother me so I’m going to still consider them. The pair I tried on fit better than any pair of shoes I’ve tried on.

Come to think of it my supervisor has those and I remember him saying they were several years old. They look almost new.

I mean they were the basic all black pair. $70 was way too much for them considering how fragile they were. There’s a skate shop that sells beefier ones but I don’t want a heavy shoe, I want something fairly light and a bit breathable.

I think he’s the greatest human being to walk the earth.

I’m a skilled trade worker doing maintenance at a university but I also troubleshoot my own PC issues, have built half a dozen gaming PCs

Fuck off