eren

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[–] eren@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Granted. You notice you burn fat in hours and become addicted. You die from starvation.

I wish I had a lamp with three wishes.

[–] eren@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups.

Their leader, the one they call Emma with the largest and roundest

[–] eren@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy wielded all power. For example, pop-tarts and Snickers afforded one to hire your own Oompa Loompa or

[–] eren@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I went from the rough equivalent of graduating with a 1.5gpa in high school and suicidal to making a grand total of 1 application and getting into a top 10 CS university in the States, literally giving me a second shot at life.

[–] eren@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Granted. No one in your country stays sick. There is an explosion in the elderly population. The pension fund runs out. Millions starve to death.

I wish I am all-knowledgeable.

[–] eren@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy wielded all power. For example, pop-tarts and Snickers afforded one to

[–] eren@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy wielded all power. For example, pop-

[–] eren@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic dystopia, those with all the candy

[–] eren@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy-hoarding grown ups. In this capitalistic

[–] eren@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that took up arms against the candy

[–] eren@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Wish granted. You get the notebook***.

I wish I could stop time.

***accompanying magic pencil granted separately.

[–] eren@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (16 children)

Long, long ago in a land not far away, there were two million children that

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