Warp10Lizard

joined 4 months ago
[โ€“] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The day a dildo comes with WiFi and an integrated accelerometer. The vibration function is $7.99/month. For an extra $3.99/month, it extends three inches. I'm not sure why I joke about that, I'm sure it's already a thing.

[โ€“] Warp10Lizard@startrek.website 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Sophisticated computer scripts

if (request) { Connection.Stream(video); }