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I want this to get ported to PC so bad.

Nobody mentioned the smell? Holy shit, that sounds like the setup to an awful prank.

The smell is an intense sensory experience. We had ferrets for a few years, and at no point did I ever go nose-blind to them. They are the stinkiest things anyone otherwise sane has ever willingly let into their home. Cleaning their litter boxes practically requires a respirator. And that's after their musk glands have been removed (which, at the time, was standard practice; you couldn't hardly get ferrets from anywhere with their musk glands intact).

They're fuckin' adorable, and playful, and fun, but man, the smell. All the other problems with them being only-just-barely-domesticated wild animals aside, the smell is probably the most important thing to know about them.

My ex had two sun conures.

The thing I would like people to know is that they make the kind of noise that will literally drive you insane if your brain doesn't adapt to tune it out. It's loud, high-pitched, and constant.

It's not about just making phone calls difficult or making it hard to hear what your friends are saying (especially if the parrots decided they hate your friend, which is a whole 'nother parrot problem). It's so pervasive that it actively changes how your senses perceive your environment.

Years after they both died (at about 20 years old, the female died from getting eggbound and the male died of a broken heart soon after), my brain was still putting parrot noises into the background sounds of my house. I'd be doing my normal daily thing, then stop and be like "Wait, why have I been listening to parrots screeching for the past two hours? They've been dead for three years" and my brain would go "Oops, sorry," and I'd stop hearing it for a while.

I’m guessing they will try to solve this issue with some cheap human labour to review what is being generated.

They already do. These current "AI"s are starting to look more and more like Mechanical Turks, except with a couple hundred third-world wage-slaves inside the box.

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It couldn't happen to a more deserving group of smug, self-satisfied shitheads.

Like today, but worse. We'll have five-sigma events occurring once a week, but we'll still insist on calling them "five-sigma" instead of "new normal", and the denialists will still be denying that it's any different than it's ever been, and utopianists will still be screeching about how the technology that will save us is just "a few years" away, and lots of people will die of prosiac, totally preventable things like famines and droughts while the super-rich will have retreated to the bunkers they started building back in 2012 exactly for this scenario.

That's awesome. I just picked up Grim Dawn a couple of months ago and it's my favorite ARPG. I'm glad to see it's still getting updates!

The best part about it, for me, is you can freely rotate the camera angle. Like, holy shit, what a huge difference that makes.

What's the over/under on the proportion of Republican politicians who speak out against this?

Oh, who am I kidding? It's going to be 100%.

after around five generations or so God would have to appear and kill a bunch of people once again, because apperently your decendants don’t belive in him anymore.

Well, yeah. Dude vanishes for a thousand years, and I'm supposed to believe the stories of the people who did see his work (people who all died before my most distant tracable ancestor was even born) that were written down by obvious agenda-posters? Seriously?

The quickest way to get more believers is just to show up and do a party trick every once in a while, but for some reason, God hasn't done anything public and indisputable since cameras were invented. Weird for a guy who wants the whole world to worship him. All he'd have to do is just have a booming voice, audible everywhere on the planet, say "By the way, I'm God, I exist, and [insert holy book] is the correct one, so ya'll better get on that." Only the hardcore contrarians would still be non-believers.

Every time I see a meme about how introverts are sad about being alone and need help to not be alone anymore, I know the meme was either made by an extrovert or a person mistaking their mental health issues for being an introvert.