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Typing out the phrase “ninety-four IQ ladies only” in order to satisfy both conditions

Thank you, glad this joke landed.

His ratings are going to go up if you get him barred entry, those sorts love getting "cancelled". It's a fetish thing.

"Mastering Linux Security and Hardening, 2nd Edition" is a great read, my Live Raizo install was very soft when I started reading it and thankfully it is absolutely turgid after applying the knowledge found within.

A rare image of a royal being the least inbred subject of the painting

Soggy soldiers and dying in droves for little gain, name a more iconic combo.

Are they going to appropriate American culture and call the march back to base a war crime because they had to do cardio?

I dislike 3 digit numbers

Dogs, rescues are just as doglike and mostly free compared to the Hapsburg simulator known as breeding

Much like Jesus died for your sins, they were arrested for my amusement

A tory that doesn't completely act like a human skidmark and has the name Skidmore...tragic

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Blue's Clues. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Blue's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Blue's Clues truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Blue's existential catchphrase "a clue a clue," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Traci Paige Johnson's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Blue's Clues tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

You cowards defed at the drop of a hat, just leave already snowflakes.