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Can Australia actually have a sensible debate about immigration? in c/australia@aussie.zone
[–] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 3 hours ago

The correct Australian answer to that question would be:

"Yeah, na."

Albanese moves to capitalise on Trump's plan to slash green energy investment in c/australianpolitics@aussie.zone
[–] No1@aussie.zone 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

With that headline, I expected it to be about sucking up to Trump to invest and buy more of our coal and gas lol

Can Australia actually have a sensible debate about immigration? in c/australia@aussie.zone
[–] No1@aussie.zone 8 points 14 hours ago

That goddam Emperor Penguin that showed up in WA should go back to where he came from!

Wind power: CSIRO asks Australians to chart their farts for research in c/australia@aussie.zone
[–] No1@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I already have a wind turbine strapped to my ass and generate free power with every fart. If I need a 'boost' I'll wolf down some baked beans.

You're way behind CSIRO!

All my assets are in crypto. How will this affect my pension? | Sydney Morning Herald in c/ausfinance@aussie.zone
[–] No1@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I wonder with crypto bull run supposedly on, how many pensioners will go over the assets limit lol

I'm not sure grandma has any crypto.... but putting all your investments in only crypto -or any single asset class- is just stupid.

NSW housing minister suggests it's possible to rent a two-bedroom flat in Sydney for 'a couple of hundred bucks' in c/sydney@aussie.zone
[–] No1@aussie.zone 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

lmao you'd be lucky to find a bedroom on flatmates for that

Somebody moved UK's oldest satellite, and no-one knows who or why in c/unitedkingdom@feddit.uk
[–] No1@aussie.zone 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

and our entire economic system will fall apart, not that it’s going to start Armageddon.

Is there a difference?

Bitcoin Price Tumbles To Six-Month Low, Cryptocurrency Markets Enter 'Panic Mode' in c/bitcoin@lemmy.ml
[–] No1@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago

Why trade when you can HODL?

😉

Somebody moved UK's oldest satellite, and no-one knows who or why in c/unitedkingdom@feddit.uk
[–] No1@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

WARNING: This is exactly what a T-1000 would say

'Cute and an attractive' pollinator, crucial for food crops is the 2024 ABC Australian Insect of the Year in c/australia@aussie.zone
[–] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a WASP!"

'Cute and an attractive' pollinator, crucial for food crops is the 2024 ABC Australian Insect of the Year in c/australia@aussie.zone
[–] No1@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Australian Insect of the Year.

Way more important than a lot of these other annual gong events.

The country is done for in c/australia@aussie.zone
[–] No1@aussie.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Don't call him dude, buddy.

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Penrith or Melbourne? (aussie.zone)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/nrl@aussie.zone
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So, who are you supporting for the Grand Final?

I can't make my mind up.

I don't want Penrith to win again. I hate dynasties, and I think it's better for the game when teams rise and fall. It's one of the benefits of a salary cap.

But I don't like Melbourne, because of their historical rorting of the salary cap, ruining multiple seasons of the NRL. And the whole introduction of wrestling manoeuvres into footy. A lot of their game seems to be based on cheating or exploiting weaknesses in rukes rather than playing in the spirit of the game.

Or do I just barrack for the referee, touchies and video reviewers?

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Orcas in Sydney! (www.theguardian.com)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/sydney@aussie.zone
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I didn't know they'd been here in 2018..….

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BMWs, Mercs spray painted. Strike force set up. (www.abc.net.au)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/sydney@aussie.zone
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I thought maybe someone was marking cars that had been highlighted on Dashcam Owners Australia, but apparently not....

Thank God resources have been allocated for a strike force! One poor victim got the paint off with WD40, but the trauma will last forever!

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CrowdStrike impact on aussie.zone? (aussie.zone)
 

Sorry if this has been asked/answered previously, but it just struck me that I hadn't really noticed any impacts of CloudStrike on aussie.zone.

Was wondering if it was a non-event, or maybe there are some war stories with heroes deserving medals!

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Man and child dead after tragic train accident (www.abc.net.au)
 

Twins in a pram rolled onto the track at Carlton.

Terrible.

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State of Origin 2024 Game 2| Blues v Maroons | Match Highlights (youtube.com)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/nrl@aussie.zone
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Demolition in the first half.

  • Moses making 50-60m with his kicks
  • Angus Crighton like a runaway tank
  • even Trell looking like a footy player again
  • Liam Martin, clean it up. Grubby all night.
  • Used to think DCE was overrated, now I think he may be underrated...

The traditional 1-1 back to QLD for NSW to lose game 3 looks to be happening again....

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Nominating Valtteri Bottas for compulsory Aussie citizenship (youtube.com)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/australia@aussie.zone
5 comments fedilink
 

He's passed EVERY test. He's more Aussie than anyone I know!

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Happy Rugba Leeg! (aussie.zone)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/nrl@aussie.zone
1 comments fedilink
 

Footy is back, and so is Bludging on the Blindside!

Chookies vs Silvertails this arvo.

Carn the Chooks 🐔

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Best Tomato Sauce/Ketchup? (aussie.zone)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/foodaustralia@aussie.zone
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Ok I have a confession to make. I often don't put tomato sauce on things that are ~~expected~~ required by Aussies to have tomato sauce. It's a shameful thing, and I don't want to talk about that.

But, sometimes I must have tomato sauce. The bottle is almost empty, and after upgrading my BBQ sauce and Mayo, surely there is a great bang for the buck tomato sauce.

Choice rated Community Co A Squeeze of Tomato Sauce, available from IGA, as number 1 in 2019 from a list of over 20 tomato sauces/ketchups.

Anyone tried this and can give me a recommendation and reasons on why I should try something else over this?

Ima have to apologise in advance for being a questioning beotch that expects a reference to a scientific study for every statement...after quoting Choice 🤣

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Happy New Year! (aussie.zone)
 

Hope you're enjoying yourself, and have a great 2024!

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Merry Christmas Sydney 25 January 2023 (aussie.zone)
 

Hope everyone has an exciting or relaxing Christmas. Whichever one they wished for!

And be safe in your travels.

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Small modular nuclear reactor that was hailed by Coalition as future cancelled due to rising costs (www.theguardian.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by No1@aussie.zone to c/australianpolitics@aussie.zone
2 comments fedilink
 

So, it appears the first SMR project in the US was scrapped due to rising costs.

An Aussie SMR would take 10-15 years before even being online and we'd be the guinea pigs.

Perhaps it's time to pivot to technology already available and that can be implemented in the short term?

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