HonkTonkWoman

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I just need to keep it steady in c/memes@sopuli.xyz
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yup! I have a drawer of these things because my brother & I used to fight over them. Still use one in my dad’s truck when I steal it from him.

Leave those air pods in your pockets kids. Nothing brings the heat like the annoying clacking of the auto reverse on a cassette deck, constantly trying to flip over a cassette that doesn’t flip, while matching the rhythm of your current jam.

Health and safety rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

IT’S FREEDOM ICE

asking lemmy to 'Draw a duck and share your art' in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Are those its panties around its “ankle”?

big ol booties in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Boop that snoot now. Go on, don’t you dare leave that snoot unbooped.

I'm never getting my food (Rule) in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Next time ask if they’re taking bets!

Slut shaming rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This needs to become a modern day chick tract. Print up tons of this meme & leave them in truck stop bathrooms across the country!

You can follow it up with one about how Viagra will make hair grow on your palms!

The symmetry of this flower in c/interestingasfuck@lemm.ee
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

What do they look like after you eat one?

I was gifted an unopened pack of 3.5" floppy disks. What should I do with them? (wrong answers only) in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Write “If found, please return to Minot AFB, ND c/o Duane” on them & scatter them in various airport restrooms across the US.

We saw you from across the country club and really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink? in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

I choose to believe they’re blueprints for the National Archives & these two might just know someone wacky enough try and to steal the Declaration of Independence.

We saw you from across the country club and really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink? in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Rolled up blueprints.

TERFs taking their gloves off for Imane Khelif in c/lgbtq_plus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Not to mention the lack of volume of people who would fit the bill. Caster Semenya is the only other athlete I can think of, in recent memory, that might fall into this class & she was runner.

Fully acknowledging there could be other athletes, I haven’t necessarily looked, but I’d still wager the number is pretty low when it comes to this specific issue.

What's the most extravagant thing you've bought for your pet, and do you regret it? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

lol, mine did not. They dropped toys in it to make it overflow & discolor the floors.

It now sits in the closet, guess they prefer still water.

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Dog Vomit Slime Mold? (i.imgur.com)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee to c/mycology@mander.xyz
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It’s gurgling up outta the ground in my backyard. Rural NC, Piedmont area.

Close Up

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Oopsie Poopsie Rule (lemm.ee)
 
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I strog’ it to the east, I strog’ it to the west, I strog’ it to the beef I love the best… (i.postimg.cc)
 

and if my stuff ain’t tight enough you can stick it up my…. WOOOO!!

Miss ya Clarence

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A Red Spotted Pruple (i.postimg.cc)
 

A Red Spotted Purple, aka a Whirt Admiral, showing off the underside of its wings. Marked with reddish Orange spots over a gray to deep blue to black gradient.

These butterflies use mimicry to blend in with more dominant species in their area. This one is mimicking an Eastern Black Swallowtail.

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Hittin the Stash (i.postimg.cc)
 
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Do Y’all Do ID’s? (postimg.cc)
 

Found a mushroom growing up in a tree in my backyard. Curious to know what variety it is. Any information is appreciated!

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The Tale of Mirtha the Black Snake (postimg.cc)
 

Had a black snake living my backyard for a couple of years & named her Mirtha. Mirtha was good folk, ate mice, kept copperheads at bay, & occasionally got a lil fancy trying to eat hummingbirds.

This year Mirtha made herself more visible to us. She was showing up in higher traffic areas, seemed to have a blockage in her belly.

A friend, who’s a herpetologist at a local university, connected us with the reptile team at NC State University. We drove Mirtha to Raleigh for help.

Sadly, we learned that Mirtha had eggs from last year that she could not birth. The eggs had begun deteriorating & created the risk of sepsis; Mirtha was euthanized & laid to rest.

I never thought I’d cry over a black snake, but damn do I miss Mirtha…

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Valley Falls Farm (imgur.com)
 

Photos of the farm I grew up on through an infrared filter. I have not missed my camera, just used the filter & channel swapped RGB values to achieve the look.

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