FlyingSquid

joined 1 year ago
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True. I pay for books and also have a large penis.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

That's how much of Aquitaine is still controlled by England.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I worked for a pipe smoker in the 90s. He left his computer uncovered. The bottom of the case was completely covered in ash. I have no idea how that computer stayed working.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I always wondered what it would be like to soak everything in Palmolive...

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Fancy lady gloves with lacy cuffs.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

You left out, "once we get the IPO, we're fucking right off with our billions."

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

"Love me back or be tortured forever."

Silly atheist, that's called free will!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

That idiot thought the women's weightlifting record before a transwoman competed was less than 100 pounds? I mean I know he thinks women are weak, but that's ridiculous