CustardFist

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[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago

Drowned from an overflowing toilet.

Head first

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Man, I hope I used a whole bunch of toilet paper before my heart stops. 😆

 
[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Also better than dying at the end of a long shit at work. 😜

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

Yessss. That would be great! 🙌

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 9 points 1 week ago

I love Terry Pratchett.

 

Would you have the heart to tell her this is just a helper reaper? 🙄

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sometimes I need to let the dogs out. If I don’t, they’ll be running around in my head all day. 😅

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

He had such a colorful personality. 😔

 
 
[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can’t wait to ride your soul as a lava jet ski. 😈

 

Uh-oh. He got caught.

 
 
 
 
 

When you thought a sleep paralysis demon sucked... 🙄

 

Okay, I suck at making horror, but I have ways to get to you. 😎

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

That’s f’ing clever. 🫵😎

 
[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

That would’ve been brilliant. 😄

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

Oh shucks. That is a huge compliment. 🤗

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago
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