I hate it when people keep their bikes inside their apartments, like this. Just gross behavior. Who wants to be in a room with these tires that roll through 9 dog turds per week? If you get in the bed on that side, your wrist is gonna brush that front tire, every fucking time.
The sand particles clinging to her simp are giving me so much fucking anxiety, right now. I realize I could've, like, kept that to myself. But the photographer also could have said "yo, brush your pussy off real quick, before I click this shot."
I mean, imagine what she thinks, when she sees this fucking picture. I would be so outraged, if I was in her place. Like, "motherfucker, there's gonna be internet people seeing my fucking snatch. Why didn't you warn me that my labia majora were lookin' like sand dunes?"
Goblin them dicks.
One question remains: when the Exxxocomp dematerializes the fleshlight attachment, does your load get recycled into the micro-replicaotor? Or does the sploodge just drop onto the floor, when it vanishes...at which point, I guess you could order the Exxxocomp to replicate a squeegee to clean it up.
I'm going to be 1000 PERCENT, COMPLETELY HONEST, okay? Kinda long preamble, here, but stay with me:
First of all, I am here because I got banned from Reddit. I got banned from Reddit because of a stupid, momentary decision. Someone abusively clicked the "get help for this user" button on me, because they disagreed with something I said. So I hit the same button, on their post. They didn't get punished for abusing the system. I got a LIFETIME BAN for retaliating, in kind.
I am unwilling to risk trying to create another account, because there are other people in my house, on my IP address, who might catch an IP ban. These are people I love, with multi-year-old Reddit accounts. I won't risk it. Not even using a VPN, to make a new account. The risk of accidentally touching the site without the VPN engaged is too great. If I ever change my static IP, I might make a new Reddit account. However, the entire situation made me realize just how EXTREME the Reddit admin power tripping has become.
I don't want to have to be under their thumb. But, sure enough, if you fuck with Reddit, you have to live by their terms. You can't fight City Hall. If they want you gone, you're gone. If they want to say "ackshually, starting from the first of next month, we're not allowing NSFW content," they can do that.
More to the point, they WILL eventually do that. That day WILL come. When they kick everyone off of /r/gonewild and every other NSFW part of Reddit, for morality and/or advertising revenue related reasons.
We HAVE to have a plan, for when that day comes. It's not just about fapping. It's about freedom. It's about the oldschool internet that I grew up with, not being eaten away by commercial and political forces. We have to slowly and patiently build a community outside of the Reddit sphere of influence, so they can't just wipe out the big chunk of uncensored, truly free internet that they currently have lordship over.
Or a somewhat controversial flavor of Ben & Jerry's, with chunks of pecan sandy cookies in it.