So I've heard. :)
I wonder how many people I've walked past, just in normal life, who had one inserted. It's probably a lot of people that you'd NEVER suspect. Especially since it has become so incredibly easy to order stuff online.
Yep. Kinda the sexual equivalent of getting a huge, mind-bogglingly ugly tattoo on your whole face. Almost 100 percent of the people who do it are only doing it because of how transgressive and "out there" it is.
And I mean, there's so many ways to be sexually adventurous, without just being revolting. For example, I knew a girl back in the day who deliberately put her buttplug in, whenever she knew she would be riding on the back of her FWB's motorcycle. She was like "two words: railroad tracks."
I mean, that's just hilarious. Sometimes, I just find myself thinking about that shit, because of how wacky it was. And she was just an awesome girl, in general.
Seriously. I mean, how rushed for time were the people who invented that shit?
Honestly, it's the perfect example of almost all multi-tasking being a lie you tell yourself. Most of the time, doing two things at once just means you're doing them both really badly.
I guess it still might be someone's fetish. Some kind of blumpkin afficionado, or whatever.
I always figured the idea for the whole blumpkin concept must have been proposed by the blower, rather than the blowee. NOBODY has the balls to SUGGEST that shit. Like, "hey babe, I've got a wild idea...I'm about to go take a shit. You wanna suck me off while I'm doing it?"
If you're willing to say that, you've got problems even taking a shit, because you can't sit on a toilet with balls the size of watermelons.
I took a shit and thought of you
Well, now that I REALLY SUPER DUPER THINK ABOUT IT, I guess it's possible for a massive log to stimulate the ol' prostate.
Still gross, tho.
WHAT IN SHAWN LEE'S WORLD OF FUNK WOULD MAKE ANYBODY THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA???
I'm flabbergasted, over here. I mean, holy hell, it would be far less stupid to just take the best ever pic you ever took of your dong and alter the meta-data, so it looks like it was taken ten minutes ago.
Not that anyone would ever check the goddamned meta-data on a dick pic. Well, maybe the FBI.
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Same here. Also, it's creepy how much this guy reminds me of my high school football coach.
It's uncanny.
Chell.
He was in a couple episodes of Voyager, plus the two Voyager video games.
This Bolian's name rhymes with shell.
"I WAS PLEASURING JAPANESE WOMEN WHEN YOUR GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS IN DIAPERS." - Scotty, probably
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Okay, you know those memes where someone takes a picture of 40 honeydew melons and 33 potatoes in a single grocery cart and captions it, like "found the guy from those word problems," or some shit like that?
This is that guy, except for porn instead of math.
I mean, "fair play to 'im," as the Irish say. This man is living right.
EDIT: okay, but he probably lives in fear of emergencies that he can't handle on his own, and he might have to call someone. Like, if he calls up a plumber, it'll be a sexy plumber girl who immediately goes to work on his "pipe" and never actually fixes anything.
If bees build a huge hive in his crawlspace, it'll be a sexy beekeeper girl, with nothing on under her bee suit. Talkin' bout "oh no, I think a bee stung you right here" and then she's slobbing his knob, instead of removing any bees.
Medical emergency? FOXY NURSE AND DOCTOR COMBO, OILED UP AND RIDING HIS DICK AND FACE, WHILE HIS COMPOUND FRACTURE GOES UNTREATED.