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Megatron
- Not religious
- Not a surname
- Not a place
- Doesn't rhyme with Aden
- Is a sci-fi name
The only issue little Megatron will ever face in life is the possibility of an Optimus Prime showing up some day, he's otherwise right on the path to world domination, and who couldn't love that? π
Our Savior Megatron is absolutely a religious name and blasphemy to name some fleshy lump with it.
Although, they'll call him Meg for short
And Starscream for a younger brother
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I'm very partial to early bronze age names.
Epirmupi
Manishtushu
Tiglath
Inshushinak
Labarna
Naramsin
If you look at the Sumerian or Elamite king lists, you really can't go wrong.
Manishtushu is nearly the worst name i have ever seen. Kids would absolutely wreck that guy all the way to college.
People are going to make fun of the conqueror of Anshan, King of Kish, Ruler of Sumer and Akkad? That seems unlikely to me.
Man-ish tush-u. It aint hard to see why the kid would grow to hate his name.
He'll have to get tough or die
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I would either go with a easy to remember naming system, something like child_male_0000, or with a type 4 UUID, to avoid naming collisions.
Andrew, after me
Excellent suggestion your grace
I hope you don't go with your edit.
Egon
Dax
Ash
Declan
Dana
Kira
Miles
Leland
Zhora
Keeping the rule of shorter first name with longer/complicated last name, I picked a few from my future pet possibility list. Pets names at our house generally have sci-fi origins.
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What about my favourite, βHM Revenue and Customsβ
Pubert!
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Seven
Walter
Waltuh
IDK, does Thor or Odin count as a religious name? I always thought Yoda could work as a name.
On the completely awful side, why not Krys?
Trogdor?
I too vote Trogdor bonus points for middle name Burninator
Meredith.
After Meredith McKay.
"The-Original [Long-Hyphenated-surname]"
I like the name Robert, because it can be shortened to Rob, or Robby or Bob or Bobby. And it means "bright fame." Tom is also a good name, and William or Bill.
Eowen, it means "Bear God"... unless that's too religious.
Arthur and Beowolf are also bear names, if so.
It's time to bring back Horace.
I'll list a few that seem interesting to me. I have no idea whether they have religious origins, but they sound cool phonetically.
Felix Soren Ethan Kai Rowan Alex Isaac Levi Nico Kit Anakin River Logan Ari Ian
I don't know if those names would be appropriate for your area or culture or language or even laws, so I just provided a whole bunch in case a couple aren't suitable.
Hope this helps.
Brodo (after Brodo Swaggins)
Non religious is pretty hard, but non biblical is way easier. BTW, you mean English names?
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Constantine?
Kelsier
Dalinar
Raoden
Batman Bin Suparman.
Hey son!
What do you think of Marcus?
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