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[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 46 points 11 months ago

Step away from the vehicle

Get back in the vehicle

Slowly get out of the vehicle

Do the things I say, I'm a cop

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Giving you contradictory orders is standard operating procedure whenever cops need an excuse to abuse or kill you:

Cop1: "Get on the ground!"

Cop2: "Don't move!"

Cop1: "I SAID GET ON THE GROUND!"

Cop2: "I SAID DON'T F*CKING MOVE!"

But hey, you were being "uncooperative" and that's what the record will show, even though it's literally impossible to follow both orders at the same time.

[–] TheSean 1 points 11 months ago

Daniel Shavers' murder showed that those contradictory orders can come from one cop, no need to involve a second cop.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just need to check inside ya asshole

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Say less fam

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

bAcK tHe BlUe

I want to kick all those damn signs down.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago

please do

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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 14 points 11 months ago

Audit the audit