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[–] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have a chocolate joke, but it's too dark

[–] Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have a racist joke, but it's too black.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 months ago

I have a coffee joke but you'd roast me for it

[–] irdc@derp.foo 11 points 11 months ago

I have a dad joke, but it’s yo momma.

[–] Hexagon@feddit.it 9 points 11 months ago

I have an NFT joke, but it's worthless

[–] AndrasKrigare 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have a UDP joke, but you probably won't get it

[–] Yawnder@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

Haha. I know it breaches protocol, but I had to let you know I did get it.

[–] Dwarpheus@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I have a plumber joke, but it's shit

[–] elxeno@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

I have a fediverse joke, but it's not federated.

[–] Melkath@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

It's IN bad taste.

Pretty sure you can edit that here too.

[–] Dark_Dragon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago

I have a screenshot joke, but the image above is too blurry

[–] Ravi@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I have an optics joke, but I can't read it