The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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submitted 11 months ago by Web_Rand@lemmy.ml to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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A good one.

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[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Granted. A little girl with cancer hobbles up to you and asks what you wished for. She doesn't have long and she's starting to lose hope.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 11 months ago

She's holding a bag with a sandwich her granny made for her. Her condition worsens suddenly and she passes away in your arms. Now it's your sandwich.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 months ago

You don't get the sandwich. Someone else does.

[–] MxRemy@lemmy.one 3 points 11 months ago

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Granted. You're the meat in between the Raúl & Thomas Sandwich. May be good, if your into it.

[–] ToothpasteSundae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

Granted. A floating hotdog appears in front of you.