this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2023
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The Monkey's Paw

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Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*

Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.

^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^

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[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 11 points 11 months ago

Granted. Your nude pictures are now embedded into every web page on the internet. You can clearly be identified, so now everyone recognises you as the guy who put your nudes onto every children's website. You are under arrest for hacking, indecent exposure and sexual harrassment of children. You sick fuck.

[–] livus@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Granted. But it's a very specific rule 34 porn involving middle aged men and cockroaches.