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You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible? (lemmy.fmhy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by Datman2020@lemmy.fmhy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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It is not the matter of what if you are found. It's the matter of when.

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[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 27 points 1 year ago

[–] Bjoern_Tantau@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

I'd let my kids collect the bounty.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 1 year ago

Unless I am given some kind of kickstart of funds/tools/abilities, I'd be dead pretty fucking fast. :(

[–] BlushedPotatoPlayers@terefere.eu 8 points 1 year ago

Something with that snail, probably.

[–] FlashPossum@social.fossware.space 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kill myself to deny anyone the prize

[–] JonsJava@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The person to find you could easily claim the bounty. Not like you can contest it....

[–] tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social 2 points 1 year ago

Not if he jumps into an active volcano

[–] monerobull@monero.town 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Perhaps some billionaire would adopt you and make a game out of defending you :P

[–] Stan@lemmywinks.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They could build a little comfortable environment for you to live.

Then show you off to their friends as the billion dollar bounty guy.

Reminds me of the Star Trek TNG ep where that collector guy captures Data.

[–] monerobull@monero.town 1 points 1 year ago

I was going more in the direction that they are psychos that use you as bait so they can kill whoever dares step on their property 😂

It would probably be illegal to say "i have a billion dollars just lying around here, come and take it" and then shoot people, not so much if you coincidentally let slip that you house the billion dollar guy.

[–] eskimofry@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Fake my death, Collect the paycheck, Settle in Hawaii or something.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd give my kid a gun and tell him to collect and feel no regret about it. Fuck it, I'm dead anyway, might as well leave a legacy.

[–] hardware26@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lifelong mental trauma as legacy

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

At least he'd be able to afford really good therapists.

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