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I'd let my kids collect the bounty.
Unless I am given some kind of kickstart of funds/tools/abilities, I'd be dead pretty fucking fast. :(
Something with that snail, probably.
Kill myself to deny anyone the prize
The person to find you could easily claim the bounty. Not like you can contest it....
Not if he jumps into an active volcano
Perhaps some billionaire would adopt you and make a game out of defending you :P
They could build a little comfortable environment for you to live.
Then show you off to their friends as the billion dollar bounty guy.
Reminds me of the Star Trek TNG ep where that collector guy captures Data.
I was going more in the direction that they are psychos that use you as bait so they can kill whoever dares step on their property ๐
It would probably be illegal to say "i have a billion dollars just lying around here, come and take it" and then shoot people, not so much if you coincidentally let slip that you house the billion dollar guy.
Fake my death, Collect the paycheck, Settle in Hawaii or something.
I'd give my kid a gun and tell him to collect and feel no regret about it. Fuck it, I'm dead anyway, might as well leave a legacy.
Lifelong mental trauma as legacy
At least he'd be able to afford really good therapists.