Windows XP users were so jealous of my 3d and jiggly desktop.
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Its likely that I wouldn't use linux today if it weren't for messing around with compiz settings on school computers back when I was a teenager. Wobbly windows and desktop cube was such fun. I guess that's how we can recruit new linux users. Get them while they're young. "But does your windows laptop do this?" wobble wobble closing application by lighting the window on fire.
Fuck if this isn't the truth.. Saying this as a Sr. SRE with no degree or certs.
Damn that’s a trip down memory lane
Haha your post made me reflect my journey. I had fun in college tinkering Arch Linux with i3. Now I'm an Infra Engineer (or DevOps Engineer, Platform Engineer, SRE, whatver) and still do the same job—keeping the system "reliable".
I've used Linux exclusively since '06 when I was the nerdiest kid in junior high, I ran Gentoo and various tiling wms until KDE plasma 5 got good.
I'm a coffee roaster now, and my nerdy friend that went on that journey with me is a musician and fashion model lol.
Gentoo: not even once.
Every time I get a new computer I still come back to see how fast it can emerge world.
my nerdy friend that went on that journey with me is a musician and fashion model lol.
Maybe his/her experience in keeping the system simple and beautiful helped him/her recognise the passion in art.
Similar story for me, Ubuntu w/ wobbly windows and desktop cube in Jr High (I was a particularly nerdy kid), arch w/ i3 in HS and college, now I'm a DevSecOps Developer (engineer is a sacred term in Canada)
Learning to do naughty things to the WEP wifi around me is what led me to now doing penetration tests at my org.
Funny how goofing around on a computer as a kid can lead to careers and passions.
I wish I would have taken a career in something related to Linux as I have always loved it and used it to a degree (stopped a bit when I got my first Mac, but that was after the career ended anyway), but I did in administration and now I'm unhappy I liked the heck out of Compiz though.
Sorry but can someone please explain? 3D cube? Wobbly windows? SRE?
It ran at like 1FPS on my computer (got it up to like 10 with some performance toggles), but I totally still needed to have it on!
I loved playing videos that popped out and wrapped around corners. How is this not a thing now? How is there no similar compositor?
Nowadays we just have multiple monitors, and even windows supports multiple desktops with quick ways to change between them. Though I think the best thing to come out of that addition is the fact that waking up your computer doesn't mess up your window layout anymore. Like it does for a second, but then it fixes them all less than a second later. It was honestly one of my biggest gripes with having multiple monitors.
There's Wayfire. The github says that's it's inspired by Compiz. I've never used either of these so I don't know how similar they are to each other. It is Wayland though so if you're not into that kindof thing it could not be for you.
This is unironically true, just that i have yet to finish college