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[–] hawkwind@lemmy.management 23 points 1 year ago

Crab people.. crab people.. 🎡

the existence of helicopter parents who use shit like this makes me vomit

[–] crazybrain@lemmy.spacestation14.com 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Their child is called "Strairdrac the Netherwatcher"?

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Baby names these days are crazy

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All

[–] Dioxy@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

On a more serious note, if the parent banned sexual content, would 'crabs', in terms of the STD, trip that wire? If so, that’s kinda fckd up, lol

[–] torafugu@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

I welcome our crab overlords.

[–] Codedheart@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Strairdrac the Netherwatcher does as he pleases, worm!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, educate the creatures with built in armor and claws, smart.

[–] BenGFHC@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe they will show mercy to the one who teaches them

[–] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're going to get us somehow from some evolutionary path. Might as well teach them to read and hope they learn human empathy.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or let's hope crab empathy is better than human empathy, because...meeeeeh.

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah we don't exactly have a great track record on that. Maybe we shouldn't be the ones teaching about it.