Crab people.. crab people.. π΅
this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2023
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the existence of helicopter parents who use shit like this makes me vomit
Their child is called "Strairdrac the Netherwatcher"?
Baby names these days are crazy
Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All
On a more serious note, if the parent banned sexual content, would 'crabs', in terms of the STD, trip that wire? If so, thatβs kinda fckd up, lol
I welcome our crab overlords.
Strairdrac the Netherwatcher does as he pleases, worm!
Yeah, educate the creatures with built in armor and claws, smart.
Maybe they will show mercy to the one who teaches them
They're going to get us somehow from some evolutionary path. Might as well teach them to read and hope they learn human empathy.
Or let's hope crab empathy is better than human empathy, because...meeeeeh.
Yeah we don't exactly have a great track record on that. Maybe we shouldn't be the ones teaching about it.