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Source: https://t.me/pravdaGerashchenko_en/28697

In Russian Belgorod, a woman reported a blue blanket on a yellow balcony to the local security department. She wrote that "measures need to be taken".

Shortly after, she received thanks for her vigilance and a report that the blanket was taken down, accompanied by a photo.

Russian paranoia is blooming.

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[–] bedrooms@kbin.social 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hi Officer, I was watching cartoon and there's those blue hairs on that yellow skin.

[–] HuddaBudda@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Homer: Marge! Marge! They're calling you a war crime on the TV again.

Marge: Oh Geez. If people would just talk over their differences, they'd find they have a lot of other things to hate each other for.

Lisa: But Moooooommmmm, Russia is the aggressor in this state, and Ukraine has the right to defend itself!

Bart: Aggressive like my farts. And more deadly then Russian bombs.

Lisa: Moooom. Bart is becoming a mouth piece of the Russian state again!

Homer: Enough you two, I told you not to argue geo-politics, when I am not sober. And not during football season.

Bart: But you're never sober....

Homer: Exactly. new beer can opens

[–] Fal@yiffit.net 14 points 1 year ago

Do you write for the Simpsons? Because that was terrible

[–] vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wow, such fast response! What a shit show.

[–] Tehgingey@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Yeah holy shit, wish my property management was half as fast! No AC? No problem!

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

oh the lady who reported it still does not have ac but that blanket has been terminated with prejudice.

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[–] vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

I used to live in Russia and it would take them months to replace a lightbulb in a hallway. So this response time is truly miraculous.

[–] tal@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wow, such fast response!

The roof appears to be wet in the first image. It's dry in the second. I doubt that they're that close in time.

EDIT: Though the timestamps claim that these are close in time. Hmmm.

[–] vlad76@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Could be a trick or the light. Looks like they were taken by separate cameras. The second image appears to be from a lower angle, so the wet spots could be reflecting the gray sky making it look the same as the wall in the 2nd shot.

Or everything is fake and were in a Boltzmann brain.

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 18 points 1 year ago

That woman 100% got someone killed over a blue blanket.

[–] DarkThoughts@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

Good old Stasi telling.

[–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

I do note that no other balcony is yellow. One wonders why that one is. I suspect someone died for this. Poor sod.

Cannot believe she thinks Ukraine is to blame for the Russian invasion! Well, I guess I can. But it seems so odd and uninformed, even so.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Not all heroes wear capes