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[–] Cephirux@lemmings.world 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I thought the onion was supposed to be fake news.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Caught my landlord reading this
Land of Big Numbers – Te Ping Chen

What do I do?

[–] turnipjs@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

Put 'em in the CONTRAPTION.

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wait, can we just replace a vowel with a star in any random word to mentally change it into a curse?

Or*nge.

Peanutb*tter.

Speakerph*ne.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 months ago
[–] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh I am liking this trend. I absolutely hate this form of self-censorship (like some people writing"sh*t" - what did someone dl to you? Who huer you?), but this I can get behind.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

writing"sh*t"

I will never understand why "short" is used as a slur. I mean, I'm not very large, does that make me a bad person?

[–] great_meh@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Funnily in Germany you can get in trouble with the Finanzamt (tax agency) of you charge too little rent.

[–] Moonrise2473@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Same in Italy, the tax office will assume that the landlord would get a part of the rent in undeclared cash

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

24 is the highest number, fuggedaboutit [1] [2] [3]

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 5 points 11 months ago