There is increased corruption as the lifespan of the cache grows, maintaining speed but reducing element quality
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This is unironically how I think. Also carrying single items to their designated place is inefficient. I wait until there's a pile so I can process in batch and avoid latency overhead. Same for vacuum cleaning, I need to strike a thoughtful balance between accumulated dust and the time expended on vacuuming. All to maximize throughput in my life.
Same. You can't imagine the amount of discussions with wifey i had about this. Life is hard 🙄
Also it's not chaos when i exactly know where everything is. Even if there are socks on top of it. I put them there. For a reason.
Remember that cache goes stale
Is mom the cache invalidator we deserve?
But not the one you need. When she notices a smell it's already too late.
This is marvelous.
Access to the chair cache is O(n) tho
n = 1 and you have O(1)
Mom is way too harsh to call it a messy pile with only 1 cloth on the chair...
True that!
big closet sounds like one of jay pritchett's competitors