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[–] SquareBear@lemmy.ml 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This pic is obviously American.

[–] joneskind 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why?

Real guns are cheaper.

[–] Buttermilk@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fake. Sheets are too clean

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago

There wouldn’t even be sheets if it was me. Also, lose the gun.

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@midwest.social 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's the meme? But that's just gender stereotypes

[–] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kind of, but on the other hand people (male, I believe) are openly agreeing with it ITT and apparently find it funny.

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Under capitalism, yes.

Under socialism? Men would all be spending their new free time learning woodworking and making gigantic overengineered furniture out of oak and mahogany.

[–] DSTGU@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Nah. I would totally still lay on the floor.

[–] pingveno@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I had a mattress that I had directly on a cement floor in a basement. That was an expensive mistake. The mattress retained moisture because it couldn't breath, contributing to it collapsing. A basic bed frame is cheap, makes the room look nicer, and provides extra storage space underneath.

I've been having some fun with my current setup. I have a bed, nightstand, desk, dresser, and closet in one room. It's maybe a little cozy, but functional as long as I put some thought into it. I even have a nice space in the middle that I can pretend I use to work out in.

[–] SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Once, I used a bunch of plastic storage bins as a bedframe. Properly elevated bed, plus a lot of storage.

[–] oshitwaddup@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd be worried about them breaking when things get vigorous

[–] pingveno@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I would also be worried about them trapping moisture. Bed slats provide a nice gap for moisture to escape to.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Yes, there are clear advantages to bed above floor technology

[–] Gorvin@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see no game console, so I can't say this is true. There's also like a few cans of any beverage and a few cups of noodles missing from this picture.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

And water. A real bachelor hydrates with beer/energy drinks/hard liquor

[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Oh, it’s silly stereotype time? I’ll play!

Whoever made this is just mad that the bed isn’t covered in $50 throw pillows.

[–] TauZero@mander.xyz 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Look at this fatcat using a water bottle! You can drink perfectly fine water from the tap. Don't even need a cup if you put your palms together.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Real men suck it directly from the ~~teet~~ faucet.

My brother just puts his face under the faucet

[–] SamXavia@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

No need for anything if you aren't at home most of the time.

That or let's see that Gaming setup as you know that has some comfy shit.

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Toss in a camping chair and a TV sitting on the floor and I'm in!

[–] Unreliable@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Where's the bottle of lotion with a sock and/or tissues?

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Yes. A woman will buy him a holster for his gun.

Both Glocks and cocks need a holster.

[–] oo1@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

all it needs is a mystery turd in the bed , and a radiator to finish off a grilled charlie.

[–] BruceLee@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

First : No.
Second : Why is the problem with this place ? I would love to live this way : cleaning would be so easy.

[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

pfft. what I waste. I would use a hammock.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Gotta hydrate!