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[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 202 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Pissnpink@feddit.uk 108 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

He's so smart, tricking silly women into having sex with him in his mind.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hahaha broads are so gullible.

[–] synestia@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

What's the deal with airplane food though?

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

But not smart enough to pick a percentage that divides evenly by 10.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 56 points 11 months ago

What kind of robot thinks "hey are you waiting for someone" sounds like a normal thing to ask a person?

Be me Stood up by obvious catfish Sad that I fell for it again Even worse, the man who's been drinking alone while staring at me for the last half hour is coming over. He smirks and asks "hey are you waiting for someone"? I instinctually interpret it as "do you have any witnesses arriving soon?"

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 62 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I've posted this green text 20 times and people fall for it 73.6% of the time

[–] AngryHumanoid@reddthat.com 35 points 11 months ago (1 children)

5 out of 7 statistics are made up on the spot.

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 25 points 11 months ago

oh damn, a perfect score

[–] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

60% of the time, it works every time.

[–] aredditimmigrant@endlesstalk.org 59 points 11 months ago (3 children)

How does the math work that they did it 10x with 85% working?

Also wtf gaslighting. This is a whole new level of negging

[–] Hegar@kbin.social 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I know right? It's almost like people lie on the internet.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 7 points 11 months ago

I almost caught someone in a lie once but then I realized I was just stupid.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

mfw I spread misinformation on the internet

[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's not gaslighting. It's catfishing. Gaslighting is when you try to trick someone into thinking they're crazy or that their memory is unreliable by lying to them about events you both experienced or knew about.

[–] gohixo9650@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

people love to use new words they've learnt even when they've misunderstood what they actually mean. Funnily enough, that comment has been upvoted 83 times, showing that the majority of people are either fine in using terms in wrong context or are also not aware of the correct term.

[–] ADTJ@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can't really deduce what the majority of people think without knowing the raw numbers of how many people saw it.

I suspect the majority probably didn't vote it at all

[–] gohixo9650@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago

sure, there are people just leeching, but something objectively wrong usually gets more downvoted than upvoted.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] kittygrunge@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

The Dennis System is the only way!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 23 points 11 months ago

60% of the time, it works every time.

[–] mounderfod@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm like 90% sure this features in Barney Stinson's playbook lmfao

[–] min_fapper@iusearchlinux.fyi 17 points 11 months ago

I think there's a friends episode with this as the plot

[–] DunkelLicht@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 11 months ago

If the dude was getting 60 matches in two months he was already doing quite good for himself, no? Pretty sure that is above average.

[–] catherine_fish@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

10 times. 85%. Afraid of the half one.

[–] Destraight@lemm.ee 10 points 11 months ago

I'm not an alcoholic that hangs around bars to fuck crying vulnerable women. Disgusting, I would rather find a woman while I'm at the movies, or my local auto parts store. I got car puns

[–] Treczoks@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

Wouldn't it be funny when he could not recognize the woman because she used a fake image, too?

[–] Knusper@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago
[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Red pill anon.