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[–] awesome_person@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wipe it all and install arch linux

that would be very funny, except the school would probably dismember me

[–] Lycist@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

spin up a linux VM and man-in-the-middle the network, replace all images requested from the internet to be replaced with images of nick cage.

set it on as cron-job to activate/deactivate randomly, only for a few seconds at a time once or twice a week.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

I once managed to get creds for one of my teachers accounts which would give me the ability to see what anyone was doing at any time and kick and restrict student accounts.

Was so scared of using it i never did though

[–] MageToLight@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Try setting up a bat file that starts at launch that will at some interval play the audio track of Shrek 2 through some form of media player(preferably one that can be opened in the tray to delay people figuring out what is happening).

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

There's probably some macro utility you could run as admin which could send keystrokes. Maybe every 180 minutes have it pick from a list of human body parts and type it.

[–] chinpokomon@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Learn how to use that without being detected. So don't troll. You have power right now. Don't play cat and mouse with what has been accidently gifted to you.

I have a suspicion that the IT guy may have done it on purpose (he’s pretty based, but also like it only gives me admin rights on my computer). I would ask him, but in the event that itnwas an accident, I woudn’t rlly want to cause an incident.

[–] DecentFarts 2 points 1 year ago

In middle school I would send popup notifications to classmates.

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Change the desktop to Shrek or any other meme.

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Don't need admin for that