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Vodka (beehaw.org)
submitted 1 year ago by remington to c/humor
 
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[–] trailing9@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago

That's the spirit

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

The resemblance is uncanny, I believe in you.

I think you half there

[–] Unsustainable@lemmy.today 9 points 1 year ago

It takes a lot of work by outside forces to turn a potato into vodka. It doesn't just do it on its own.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] squiblet@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

With proper composting and horticulture, yes, eventually.

[–] apis 6 points 1 year ago

Yes, but first, potato.

[–] thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun Fact - Potatoes contain enough nutrients to keep a human alive almost indefinitely on a 100% potato diet.

[–] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Close. All you need to add is some salt and butter (well any fat will do) as the only thing a 100% potato diet lacks is salt and fats.

So yes, mash potato can keep you alive and healthy.