I say "god damn you" to unwork the broken blessing system.
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2023
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I like to say “acknowledged!” like Picard
"I'm going to sneeze."
"Make it so!"
Steady.....
"Fucking grow up."
sneeze once "Bless you."
Sneeze twice "Gesundheit."
Sneeze three times "Ok now you're just fishing for attention."
“I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that.” - in a Siri voice “Nah, I’m good, thanks though.” “Dude! You scared the crap outta me!”
"I hate when you do that"
That's my favorite
I like "cleanup aisle 5!"
In Dutch you can say "you sneezed"
So the expected response in Dutch is to just tell someone they sneezed?
Wow, I've never heard anybody say that; is that a regional thing? Just like "Je niest" and that's the response?
U niest
-bedankt voor de attentie
(the response is not quite as standard as the first line)
"Well done" and "clean that up" are my favourites
"Satan curse you"
Sneezing isn’t normal, I never sneeze
I usually go with "None of that"
Sneezing isn't normal! I never sneeze.
I sneeze multiple times daily whenever I go outside because of ACHOO Syndrome (yes that is a real name lol)
In Greece we say "Γείτσες", which is a dimunitive for "Υγεία" (=Health), so essentially its like wishing the other person to be healthy.
We say the same in the Netherlands, and sometimes we also say the equivalent for "cheers", not sure why though.
recently, schatzi asked me to stop saying gesundheit or bless you or something each time she sneezes because it triggers her to sneeze again apparently...
Why don't you try to go for a high score? I wonder if they could whip out a 10 streak.
My record was about 40 times in a row. I fucking hate spring.
well, she doesnt like to sneeze and asked me to stop, so my hands are tied and i try to not be a bother to her during an already hard time for her <3
Ahh, if it's like a proper dislike and she really doesn't want it. Then fair enough. I thought it was more of an annoyance
Ew
Yuk
"Heard, chef"
Curse you.