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Whilst Earthlings like to say they had the first recorded moon landing, the reality is: nobody knows. Luna folklore has always had it that many eons ago, their people landed in the “Swirls in the sky”, to use their poetic cliche for Earth. Certainly, their annals had very precise descriptions of rats (“four legged mini persons”) clutching pizzas (“triangular nourishment”) and running for trains (“tunnelular transportation”), but no one could be certain it wasn’t based off a Disney broadcast. But when the Luna army landed on Earth, they did seem to know precisely how to use the New York subway system to reach Times Square, a feat no tourist from Philly could ever accomplish, let alone visitors from another realm. Which brings us to the second point.
Of course, they had announcements everywhere- in UN General Assembly, NYT, TikTok, even on that Lemmy instance your university buddy set up 3 months back - but no one could agree who’d lead the effort. US naturally said they should, being the biggest, mightiest and haughtiest of nations. But China chipped in, saying you should compare this in PPP terms. Besides, the Chinese calendar is based on the moon, unlike the Gregorian one. India jumped at that, saying we too have a lunisolar calendar, besides …