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[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 24 points 1 year ago

I choose the 10 millions, thanks

[–] yote_zip@pawb.social 9 points 1 year ago

I need the bugs

[–] chaos_rat@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The picture on the left provides better standard than a lot of "student" apartaments I've visited while looking for a flat. That aside, I'm polish. I'm used to cockroaches.

Where's my $10Mil?

[–] HuddaBudda@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Big problems sometimes have easy solutions

Step 1, set up bug bomb and commit mass genocide on the insect population

Step 2: spend 3-6 hours away from the home doing errands or meeting up with a friend.

Step 3: Vacuum or sweep

Step 4: laugh your way to the bank with a $9,999,990

[–] parrot-party@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The German (cockroaches) are invading again?

[–] chaos_rat@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

No, we are the cockroaches, because no matter what you do we always come back.

[–] Narrrz@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, that's a tough call. It's free to sleep there, right? The savings in rent might almost be worth it at this point

[–] argv_minus_one 1 points 1 year ago

Where in the world is rent more than a million dollars a day? I don't think even New York City is that expensive.

[–] MetroIsntAMetro@lemmy.jmss.io 4 points 1 year ago

I'll take the cash rather than sleeping there

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[–] peanuts4life 3 points 1 year ago

I love bugs I love to sleep with so many please

pressure wash this room with bleach

[–] victoria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago
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