I kinda mumbled them at first, but I must have had too much fun and said the last one too loudly, because now the TSA would very much like to know who my intended assassination target is, who got killed in stead and whether I have any bottles of liquid.

[–] robyoung 7 points 1 year ago

Quietly byt audibly while sat in the office scowling at my computer.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I didn't not read them all aloud.

[–] palitu@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

So... you did?

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Yes

[–] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I didn't steal a hydrogen bomb.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

i read bomb as bong and had a double take

[–] FrasseFisk@feddit.nu 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why did I read every line out loud in my head?

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

It's impossible not to.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Joke on "importance of proper stress/emphasis" with original phrase "I never said she stole my money". One of the cooler parts of languages like English.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

“Let’s eat, grandma!”

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

maim hurt punish but i never said kill that kids is what you call plausible deniability