Probably ass: it’s well known that Christ broke up buns into fish to feed the crowd at the sermon on the mount - a subtle metaphor for cumming to the butt

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

I think Jesus was an eyes guy. He said eyes are the windows to the soul after all.

But then again he might have been a little bit into feet with all the feet washing and everything.

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He had a big tiddy hooker gf, you can’t tell me Jesus didn’t have sexual temptations

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 1 year ago

Insert Robert Langdon speech about the Catholic smear campaigns of Mary.

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I think Lemmy is an old enough crowd to get the reference, right?

[–] NotAnonymousAtAll@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The obvious answer, especially for anyone who already believes multiple things can be true at the same time:

"Why not both?"

[–] overkill0485@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I need a Jesus Loves Bimbos sticker, stat.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Correct answer: Boobs didn't exist until Eve so obviously ass. Boobs are just front facing asses after all.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

My impression is he was totally banging Mary Magdalene, and that just was just omitted. If he was like any other popular cult leader, he also got his pick of the young women among the followers.

It would have been regarded as peculiar and noticeable if Jesus didn't partake of the groupies.