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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

The opposite of skeletons in your closet is no skeletons in your closet, not skeletons in the front yard. LOL

[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't figure out the bag of cats one

[–] hallettj 2 points 1 year ago

If you've got a whole bag it means you haven't let any out

[–] fidodo@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

"going sideways" is also bad. I guess the moral of that idiom is that directions are bad?

I guess "going forwards intact" would be the good version.

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

Remaining motionless at room temperature.

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"going sideways" is also bad.

“Going forward in flames” is what it should be. You’re in flames, but you’re not going up, down, or sideways (all bad), but just going forward knowing the flames will probably subside.

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

“Up shit creek with a paddle” - you’re in trouble, but you’ve got the means to get through it (tho it will stink)

[–] rothaine 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me trying to figure out how "towel" is the opposite of "phone", smh

[–] Stretch2m@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Opposite of throw in the towel.