The opposite of skeletons in your closet is no skeletons in your closet, not skeletons in the front yard. LOL
this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2023
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I can't figure out the bag of cats one
If you've got a whole bag it means you haven't let any out
"going sideways" is also bad. I guess the moral of that idiom is that directions are bad?
I guess "going forwards intact" would be the good version.
Remaining motionless at room temperature.
"going sideways" is also bad.
“Going forward in flames” is what it should be. You’re in flames, but you’re not going up, down, or sideways (all bad), but just going forward knowing the flames will probably subside.
“Up shit creek with a paddle” - you’re in trouble, but you’ve got the means to get through it (tho it will stink)
Me trying to figure out how "towel" is the opposite of "phone", smh
Opposite of throw in the towel.