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Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It
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Great Satire Writing:
"For every unpaid for grain of rice, I will create a new food desert." - Bezos, probably.
Nice dig at Target.
Wow. Imagine being on the side of thunderhead looters. Guess I'm a sucker for paying for my groceries.
Enjoy those self-inflicted food deserts!
If you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.
For fun, try asking the produce employees how much they "cull" every week. Remember, it's not theft if you do it to yourself!