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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 year ago (4 children)

“Becoming one of these iconic, impactful companies is akin to winning a gold medal in the Olympics. In fact, probably more challenging,” Shafi wrote in the memo, which was full of similarly outlandish analogies. “Like the Olympics, we know most people don’t want to be Olympians. In the same way, not everyone will want to walk the path we are walking. But for those that want to push their limits and find out what they are capable of, this culture is for you."

Translation: work long hours and don't complain, because I stand to make a lot of money from your labour.

[–] ImHereForVorePorn@yiffit.net 13 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, a cult.

[–] cavemeat 4 points 1 year ago

"Becoming one of these iconic, impactful companies is akin to winning a gold medal in the Olympics. In fact, probably more challenging,”

This line is actually so ridiculous that it feels like a parody.

[–] moon_matter@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be entirely fair, every company writes some version of this corporate word salad in their "About" section. There's nothing to be gleaned from it, be it positive or otherwise.

[–] Kichae@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

And every company is just telling its employees "Work ling hours and don't complain, because we stand to make a lot of money from you labour".

[–] get_the_reference_ 3 points 1 year ago

What I'm capable of :(

[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have never heard of this before.

[–] withersailor@aussie.zone 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I didn't know of it therefore I'm not a bot! Take that Cloudflare! This is some Descartes level shit.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

If you have realistic enough bots couldn't you just sell thier data?

[–] teawrecks@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Honestly, I bet you could sell this idea to some investors dumb enough.

[–] withersailor@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let chatgpt help you with that.

[–] Cube6392 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sell chatgpt generated data to chatgpt

[–] LoamImprovement 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] blackluster117 2 points 1 year ago

This is starting to sound like some kind of monorail scheme.

[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

Why not double down and also have bots click on the ads to drive up the number of impressions too? It's a self sustaining economy.

[–] nihilx7E3 2 points 1 year ago

maybe this is why bots have been overrunning every social media network with basically no direct opposition recently

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[–] animist@lemmy.one 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Capitalists love their top-down approach

[–] Plus_a_Grain_of_Salt 4 points 1 year ago

I believe they call it a trickle down

[–] rnd 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What the heck is a "unicorn social app"?

[–] Kazumara@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Unicorn is a weird finance term, a company that is worth a billion USD without being public https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicorn_(finance)

[–] style99@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Imagine being one of those 1 million monthly active users just realizing that you were talking to a bot most of the time.

[–] ArtZuron 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's about twice as much as Reddit and Twitter! /hj

[–] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 5 points 1 year ago

Shoulda renamed themselves to "less than real life"

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Seems to me that this kind of stuff is the biggest contributor to Dead Internet Theory. Here's hoping the fediverse means fewer incentives to make fake users.

[–] lightninhopkins 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Last year, IRL laid off 25% of its team, or around 25 employees. During the year prior, IRL had more than tripled its head count, so these cuts came as a surprise. In a note to employees, obtained by TechCrunch, former CEO and founder Abraham Shafi encouraged employees to “adapt” and “be disciplined,” citing that WhatsApp grew to 450 million users with a team of just 55.

“Becoming one of these iconic, impactful companies is akin to winning a gold medal in the Olympics. In fact, probably more challenging,” Shafi wrote in the memo, which was full of similarly outlandish analogies. “Like the Olympics, we know most people don’t want to be Olympians. In the same way, not everyone will want to walk the path we are walking. But for those that want to push their limits and find out what they are capable of, this culture is for you.”

Wow, that CEO sounds like an asshole.

[–] S_H_K@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

TIL that unicorn app is a trophy/status to attain.

[–] cavemeat 1 points 1 year ago

Man that name did not do them any favors.

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