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[–] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

why the hell are we watermarking memes here?

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

thatsthejoke.jpg

I mean, surely the meme itself wasn't the joke. That would be terrible.

[–] CabbageRelish@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Nah, the worst part is it’s not even original. This has been getting passed around for about a year.

It should be like the dinosaur appliances in The Flintstones that say "it's a living"

[–] IzzyData@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whatever increases the net happiness in the world. 🙂

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A utilitarian, eh? So, a group of men with runaway diarrhea are going to shit in five toilets who do not want to be shit in. You have no way of stopping them, but if you pull a lever they will instead be diverted to a single toilet-that-does-not-want-to-be-shit-in. What is the correct action to take in this scenario?

[–] Reddit_Is_Trash@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago

All, the natural evolution to the trolly-problem

[–] IzzyData@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

To shit on something that isn't sentient that doesn't want to be shit on. Possibly the ground where it can be used as fertilizer for plants.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Damn. We have a different problem here, the group of army men don't want to shit together in the same toilet.

I never thought of the trolley problem with a sentient trolley

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago

I will downvote any watermarked meme

[–] friendlysort@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"No. Do not throw away. I give you happy poopy time."

-overly expensive Japanese toilet

[–] rentableantiquely@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Sorry, you know to much...

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I got a worse one

You wake up with yourself standing on your feet, you realize you are half way penetrating your own mother and your dad is half way inside of you, now do you push forward or pull back to get away?

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

Why would you want to get away?

[–] PickTheStick@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

Well, the easy choice is the right choice. Squat down, and wrap your lips around the pole as it penetrates the hole. You're going to be the grapefruit, honey.

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[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What if the toilet played ads at you based on the food you shit out, where you can't flush the toilet until it's finished?

[–] federated_toast@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Please drink verification can to continue

[–] lichtmetzger@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh god. Imagine taking the biggest shit of your life, almost passing out just from the smell.

And then the ad service goes down...

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 3 points 1 year ago

Please reconnect to a network to resume flushing.

Contact your plumbing administrator.

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would react like the robot in the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The doors in HHGTTG are extremely satisfied to perform their job. They are very happy to open and close for you and let out a very small happy sigh when completing their tasks.

Imagine if you took a nasty dump and the toilet let out a satisfied "Ahhhhhhh..."

[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Hahahahahaha

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

New fetish unlocked!

Great, now I gonna find this doors.....

[–] Haus@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Sentient Cows at Milliways, the restaurant at the end of the Universe. https://youtu.be/5HLy27bK-wU?si=womGmc4wkBjesRE9

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't this a thing from Hitchhiker's Guide? IIRC there's a company that creates sentient, emotional AIs and installs them into things like doors and elevators to make them enjoy their jobs and make the appliances even more useful... but everyone just ends up hating them?

[–] Mischala@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 year ago

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I don't.

I'd like to be able to switch it's outlook on swallowing my piss and shit as I see fit on any given day.

[–] thelastknowngod@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Gimme dat poo poo

[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

What was I watching?

[–] Gobbel2000@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Is that in reference to the Safety Third podcast?

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Society is not yet ready for sentient plant creatures who get excited when it's time to fulfill their role of cleaning up our waste products.