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the "i never want to shit again" colon-pounder special

Choc milk aside that looks like dog food. If you're going to eat meat at least learn to cook it properly. No self respecting boy (or girl for that matter) should be inflicting this abomination upon themselves. Why do boys apparently have to hate themselves like this?

I wish "Guys can't survive on their own without someone parenting them 24/7" was what people meant when they complained about misandry.

When I was like 9 years old I had steak and a chocolate milk at a fancy restaurant (fancy to nine year old me).

I threw up and have never sought that particular combination out again.

It's been literally decades and I just got that weird extra saliva kick in the back of my throat that says I won't be trying it again tonight.

...did you cook those steak nuggets to well done?!?!

Throw some eggs or potatoes in there and you're set.

Would eat

Woof, arf, bark.

Talk about your "bone appetit"

Would you like some meat with your meat?

I want boy dinner now

Doggy!!!!!

Meatloaf Crunch! 😊

I can't take an adult who drinks chocolate milk seriously.