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The long con (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/funny@lemmy.ml

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

To avoid permanently scarring him, make sure the last picture is a shot of him emerging from his mother's womb.

[–] flipht@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

"Omg mom is an alien too???"

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

Wait I thought we wanted to avoid scarring

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

This is great advice

[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Or a picture of his mother's womb being impregnated.

[–] mustardman@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is it true? Am I Kal-El?

[–] Fogle@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think this is the plot of a movie called brightburn

[–] RTRedreovic@feddit.ch 0 points 1 year ago

Yep! Exactly what I was trying to remember.

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, and if you don't clean your room, I'm going to go get the kryptonite.

[–] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which Kryptonite?

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