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[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 165 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

If the charity itself is doing proper work, that makes sense tbh. I mean, if you had billions to donate, would you give it to some random ass organisation... Or set up your own thing to do things that you personally agree with?

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 76 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If the charity itself is doing proper work

I would be utterly shocked if it was.

[–] marco 3 points 2 years ago

I'd you want to see how it's done, check out what his Ex-wife did with her money from the divorce

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/dec/15/mackenzie-scott-billionaire-donations-non-profits

[–] Ichi_matsu@ttrpg.network 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Agreed, and I’m find with the tax deduction if the charity works they do is legit, it’s not like he is paying taxes anyway.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

That's... actually a good point.

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly, I’d go for the middle option: donate to existing charities that appeal to me. I don’t want to run a charity, it sounds like a massive headache.

[–] Kelsenellenelvial@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You’re probably a different demographic. I’d guess the kind of people that become billionaires, assuming they actually want to be philanthropic, think that they can do a better job of managing their charities than existing charities would do managing their donations.

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

It’s definitely fair to say I’m in the “extremely unlikely to ever be a millionaire, let alone a billionaire” demographic!

[–] HappyMeatbag 14 points 2 years ago

Because of course they do. Thanks for the additional info!

[–] oocdc2@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

And there it is...

[–] Perfide@reddthat.com 98 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm so fucking sick of all these billionaires "pledging" their fortunes. "I promise to donate all my wealth when I die" then fucking do it you cowards, die already.

[–] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Was just gonna say its always some vague cause instead of an actual concrete thing they're donating to.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 59 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Unless he's donating everything tomorrow, this is all bullshit.

First off he doesn't have 124 billion. He is WORTH 124 billion, the vast majority of it being the worth of his stakes in Amazon. If he sells all his stakes in it, the Amazon worth would plummet and he'd be worth a fraction of what he's worth today.

But lets say he has a 124 billion dollars. If he gives out 10 millions every day it will still take over 300 years. In that time his worth likely would.grow faster than he's spending it so in 300 years he'd still be worth more than he is today.

All this charity stuff is bullshit, TAX THE RICH. Taxes will give honest amounts of money to governments who can then use that money for universal healthcare, universal education, universal income...

[–] Faydaikin 12 points 2 years ago

...if the governments weren't run by the same rich psychopaths, that is...

[–] And009@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

governments who can then use that money for universal healthcare

Press X to doubt

[–] Neato@kbin.social 52 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No. The government should take it from him as taxes that he avoided. So the people can decide how best to invest it instead of over egomaniac with a history is abusing his people.

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The US government? LOL. How much of the taxes goes to fossil fuel and corn subsidies and to the military industrial complex?

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago

The majority of our taxes goes to social programs and healthcare. Military spending is insane, but we have to keep in mind that taxing billionaires will absolutely bring benefits to the common folks.

[–] zib@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I agree in principle, but the government would take the money and allocate 99% of it to the military budget rather than do anything useful with it.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 46 points 2 years ago

"Billionaire pledges" is the same vibe as "hopes and prayers" .

[–] Colorcodedresistor@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I pledge to not post this comment...whoops, darn, oh well. I tried.

bezos is a cuntasaurus, I'll never forget when Shatner was trying to share his feelings about the genuine experience of going into space, and cuck-lord bezo not only interrupts shatner, he sullies the moment by acting like a sore winner

[–] rckclmbr@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I've hated bozos since forever, but this right here was unforgivable. Shatner trying to give inspiration after a really being in space, after a lifetime of being an icon? You fucking listen

[–] xePBMg9@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 2 years ago

He should divide all the money on all the people that ever worked for him and give them each a piece.

[–] Echo71Niner@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

It's all fucking BS and theatrics, it's easy to promise shit AFTER YOU DIE.

[–] Peddlephile@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Isn't this the guy who wants to abandon earth and build a stupid sphere thing in space?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I dislike Jeff a much as any other but... that's not really a comeback, now is it?

[–] LufyCZ@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago

Nah, it's a reference

[–] gencha@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah, philanthropy. When you really want to fuck shit up, while keeping a clean facade.

Someone make Gates explain all his trips to Eppstein's island already!

[–] Echo71Niner@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Not possible, they, ones that know, all been killed, others blackmailed.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

TOOK THE GHOSTS LONG ENOUGH

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can he donate like one billion to me first please?

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm so poor, even a million would help.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Oh I think a million would dramatically change the lives of 99% of the people on the planet.

[–] DavyJones@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago
[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

It's as simple as his new wife wanted a foundation, just like his old wife had.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Someone isn't quite self-aware

[–] Mio@feddit.nu 2 points 2 years ago

He just got too much money. He can make all he cares about rich. Buy anything. And still have money left. After he is dead, then giving away to charity will be his legacy. He also get a lot of tax break for this. Now, think about much he is responsible for the climate change by having all these Amazon stores etc.

[–] MrBusinessMan@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well it's his money to do what he wants but I think he'd be better off investing it in some promising new business ventures

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[–] Compactor9679@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Those are some expensive points