this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2023
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[–] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why is it industrial, lmao?

I could imagine a shitty hello-kitty level iron with dicks on the plate, but like... is this for a restaurant?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

When you need an industrial quantity of dicks you need this.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You know how some cultures have fertility-carnivals/festivals/worship stuff? Like you can find pics of people buying penis-everything's during these events.

There is definitely a market for this.

[–] Aremel@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought "what a cute novelty" until I saw the price

[–] troybot@midwest.social 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah at that price it becomes an investment. Need to put together a business proposal to get approved for a bank loan.

[–] Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

That's great they have a payment plan... I want 2, please.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

This Christmas I'm giving OP's mom a waffle iron.

[–] gigachad@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Imagine making a payment plan of $40 per month over 1.5 years for a penis waffle maker

[–] June@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pretty god price for the opportunity to stick 4 hot penises in my mouth every morning.

[–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Slathered in greasy butter, and just dripping with sticky maple syrup strait from Quebec.

[–] nowrongnotes 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Almost $600? No thanks, I'll keep making my penis waffles the old-fashioned way.

[–] BattleScarredFox 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah! By dipping my penis in the batter and throwing that on the frying pan!