I didn't realise what community this was at first and was very concerned about OP!
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
-
the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
-
the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
-
the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
-
the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
-
Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
-
Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
-
Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
Rules.
This community follows the rules of the feddit.uk instance and the lemmy.org code of conduct. I’ve summarised them here:
- Be civil, remember the human.
- No insulting or harassing other members. That includes name-calling.
- Respect differences of opinion. Civil discussion/debate is fine, arguing is not. Criticise ideas, not people.
- Keep unrequested/unstructured critique to a minimum.
- Remember we have all chosen to be here voluntarily. Respect the spent time and effort people have spent creating posts in order to share something they find amusing with you.
- Swearing in general is fine, swearing to insult another commenter isn’t.
- No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, xenophobia or any other type of bigotry.
- No incitement of violence or promotion of violent ideologies.
I mean you’d probably still be concerned on meeting me, but I don’t I have an Elvis room in my house so there’s that! 😂
There'd be an inevitable moment where you get up in the night for a glass of water, walk into the family room, and just see a blackened Elvis staring up at you.
What, you don't have an Elvis room?
did Elvis really play like that? what a psycho.
The level of commitment is ..is… idk… creepy? If Elvis were alive today, I’d encourage him to seek out a protection from stalking order maybe?
What I’m wondering is.. is that like a blow up doll of Elvis (filled with air) Or like a statue? Or is it made of cardboard? I can see they have a cardboard cutout in the corner.. my guess from this pic is it’s got a different look, 3D?
Maybe it’s a Elvis Museum? Mausoleum?
Do you remember the creepy Ronald McDonald statue things they had back in the 90s that were made out of fibreglass? That’s my bet. A creepy fibreglass Elvis.