this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] teft@startrek.website 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine the shrooms kicking in in that bathroom.

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Drowned in the toilet you say?

[–] radix@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Not like this, FARTYSHARTBLAST, not like this...

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your username is hilarious! Thanks for that.

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

You're welcome.

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The plastic floor covering is actually pretty normal. It's a temporary adhesive plastic used to keep new carpet from being worn down while the house is being shown. That's why it doesn't cover the entire bathroom floor; just enough for people to see the bathroom and not get the carpet dirty.

However, the idea of having carpet in a room where fecal bacteria and urine are flying around disgusts me in general.

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it’s new carpet it would mean they decorated it like this especially to sell. Yikes.

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

That's very possible

[–] HappyMeatbag 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m kind of impressed (but not in a good way) that the curtains and wallpaper match exactly.

[–] Duranie@lemmy.film 7 points 1 year ago

This is difficult for me. There's a part of me that finds individual aspects of this room potentially likeable, but all together it's FAR too much! If you could take about 5-10% of this room and apply it to a non carpeted bathroom, it could possibly be nice.

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago

Nice patio chair and glass shelf/table too. Perfect for a bathroom.

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 3 points 1 year ago

Yikes! It’s too much I tell you… too freaking much. If the smallest room in a house is this jamb packed with flowers and useless shit… I don’t even want to see the rest of the house. You’d need to really LOVE flowers

[–] PrettyBlackDress@lemdit.com 3 points 1 year ago

Little mermaid

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that a toilet desk?

Also, this looks like a serial killer set up a place to murder someone lol

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

Or a cocaine shelf?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 1 year ago

* vaporwave intensifies *

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Is this a place in the backrooms?

[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

Swapping the flooring to not carpet would improve the room significantly

[–] Zephyr@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of an Oscar Wilde play.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

The garden chairs on the right got me

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Ah another crime, more carpeted washrooms.